Nobody Reads Your Stuff Anyway

Posted by Chuck Bankoff

nobody.png

Writing Stuff People might actually Read

 

Your Headlines should be “Scanable” but your body copy should be “Snackable”. Unless the purpose of your website is to sell a book, don’t write a book. Remaining true to that philosophy, here is one of the shortest posts I’ve ever written. And no, it’s not because I’m going on vacation next week and just want to crank this out… that’s just a coincidence.

My self-righteous list of what you need to know about writing for the web

  • Use half the copy that you would use in printed material
  • Landing page headlines should match the headlines that got the visitor to click through in the first place
  • Don’t waste valuable real estate with a welcome message
  • “You” and “your” trumps “we” and “our”
  • People only read the first few words of bullets points, and paragraphs
  • People read the beginning and end of lists, not the middle. If you’re reading this, one of us is wrong.
  • Keep your first few paragraphs short and inviting
  • Alternate long and short paragraphs
  • Paragraphs shouldn't be longer than four or five lines
  • Numerals have more impact than written numbers.
  • The precise amount of text? Nothing more than needed, nothing less than needed

BONUS TIPDon’t let your pharmacist or lawyer write your copy.


Make your site a no cliché zone.

These are jargon terms and phrases that have been over-used and abused rendering them meaningless. These words are supposed to add more emphasis to a particular subject but instead they make your eyes roll.

Avoid these words:

  • Next Generation
  • Flexible
  • Robust
  • Scalable
  • Easy to use
  • Cutting edge
  • Ground breaking
  • Best of breed
  • Mission critical

So you want to write good headlines too?

A few years ago Four African teens invented a power generator that runs on urine. That prompted one of my more creative writers to come up with this headline for a blog we were writing for one of our clients:

 “Urine Good Hands with this Emergency Power Generator”

Admittedly it wasn’t as much of a blog as it was just reporting on a news story from the Huffington Post, but that headline trumped a lot of better written content in terms of visits to the website.

Since this post is rapidly becoming not my shortest blog ever, let’s pick this up next week with…How to Give Good Headline. 

chuck.png

 

 


Chuck Bankoff has been a Digital Marketing strategist and an International speaker, author and trainer to Internet Consultants on 5 continents since 1999. He manages a team of website development and web presence optimization specialists from the Kreative Webworks office in Capistrano Beach, CA.

Original Article: Writing Web Copy—My "Easy" List 

This post originally appeared on Kreative Webworks “Trends” Blog. To read more content like this, visit Trends directly.